Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Closet Eater

I'll admit it. I ate an entire box of chocolate in two days. I love chocolate and I DO NOT share it.

I hide it all in my closet. And when I think no one is around, I hide away and shovel it in. The visual for you goes something like this, cartoon character shoveling in handfuls of chocolate, evidence ALL over face, hear someone coming and shovel at LEAST two more pieces in. If caught and questioned about what may or may not be in my mouth, I simply respond as a small child would "nothing, why?" Some moments and some things are NOT meant to be shared. I'm a firm believer that chocolate falls into both categories. I'm also pretty sure I wouldn't know what that chocolate tasted like since I ate it sooooo fast!

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